and people have been circulating pictures of escaped terrorist Mas Alamak Kastari so that members of the public can help to spot him.
But not say we say what, the pictures (below) are not very helpful lah !
Almost the same what th pictures.
I mean, this guy is smart enough to escape ISD HQ,
you think he won't go and find some more powderful disguise meh.
This more helpful (:
catch him soon leh! I'm sick and tired of seeing him everywhere.
Lift door, bus stops, schools, buses etc etc.
Maybe we can catch this fella faster if we acted like all those criminal psychologists on TV and tried to “think like him”.
So we did, and here’s what we came up with:
THINGS ON THE ESCAPED TERRORIST’S TO DO LIST
1. Check 2 years’ worth of email.
2. Send out some ‘Change of Address’ notices.
3. Get a hot shower after having to escape through that toilet.
4. Catch up on all those episodes of ‘Lost’ I’ve stored on my DVR.
5. Pitch to MediaCorp my idea for a new reality show: “Who Wants to Marry the Country’s Most Wanted Man”.
6. Call up CMPB and apply for exit permit.
7. Log on to Facebook and:
a. change status update from ‘Selamat is meeting family today’ to ‘Selamat is hiding in a sewer somewhere until the coast is clear’.
b. update my profile picture to reflect my new disguise.
c. poke Osama.
8. Clarify to the press that it’s my LEG that’s limp. LEG!
9. Now that I’m out, I can hantam the smart-asses in my cell group who started referring to me in my absence as “Lim Peh” and added all those ‘Limp Bizkit’ songs to my iPod.
10. Forward my Her World subscription to my new address.
11. Write a novel chronicling my escape to Indonesia: “From First World to Third”
12. Finally get to use soft toilet paper, not the type at Whitley Road that’s so bleddy tough, you can make a rope with it to climb out the window.
13. Send Wong Kan Seng a postcard from Pekan Baru.
very lame cann. 7c & 10 very stupid lah. lame lame lame.
no 12 also. LOL.
